Disclaimer.

Plain language. Please read before booking.

This is coaching for goblins — not therapy, not medical care. Here's exactly what that means.

This is coaching, not therapy.

Goblin Life Coach offers 1:1 life coaching. I am not a licensed psychologist, psychiatrist, therapist, counselor, social worker, or medical professional. Coaching is not therapy, psychotherapy, counseling, or mental-health treatment, and it is not a substitute for the care of a licensed professional.

Not medical advice. No diagnosis or treatment.

I do not diagnose, treat, prevent, or cure any physical, mental, or emotional condition. Anything shared is for general, educational purposes only and is not medical, psychological, or professional advice.

What the work draws on.

This coaching is informed by Internal Family Systems℠ (IFS) and by somatic, body-based practices in the lineage of Somatic Experiencing® — approaches I admire and borrow ideas from, translated into plain language. I am not a certified IFS or Somatic Experiencing practitioner, and I am not affiliated with, endorsed by, or certified by the IFS Institute or Somatic Experiencing International. Those names are the trademarks of their respective organizations.

No guaranteed outcomes.

I make no representation, warranty, or guarantee about the results of coaching. What you get depends on your own effort and circumstances.

Your participation.

By booking, you confirm that you are in reasonably good mental and emotional health and able to participate in coaching, that participation is voluntary, that sessions happen online, and that you are responsible for your own decisions, actions, and wellbeing. You may stop at any time.

Coaching is not for crisis or emergency support. If you are in crisis or experiencing a mental-health emergency, call or text 988 (US Suicide & Crisis Lifeline), call 911, or go to your nearest emergency room. Outside the US, contact your local emergency services.

Questions.

Write to hello@goblinlifecoach.com. See also the Privacy notice.